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January 17, 2020

Meet Zimbabwe's Most Notorious Tsikamutanda

Zimbabwe's most notoriou Tsikamutanda has claimed that akauraya vanhu vanosvika 1000 nenjuzu. A self-proclaimed tsikamutanda from Gweru confessed to kuuraya more than 1000 people using marine spirits he claims to have acquired from the underground world. This comes after 46-year-old Musiyiwa Denhere of Mkoba 20 decided to repent from his evil ways by joining a local Pentecostal church. Instead of his life getting better, it has since turned for the worst as the marine spirits which he used to work under are now demanding that he compensates them by sacrificing his three-year-old son or wife. Instead of his life getting better, it has since turned for the worst as the marine spirits which he used to work under are now demanding that he compensates them by sacrificing his three

January 15, 2020

Manicaland Diocese Anglican Bishop Eric Ruwona Asungwa US$700k Fraud

Bishop Eric Ruwona, the head of the Anglican Church’s Manicaland Diocese, was arrested by anti-corruption investigators on Tuesday accused of US$700,000 fraud. Ruwona, acting with others, allegedly applied for a US$100,000 loan from Agribank in 2016 claiming the money would be used for the construction of St Catherine’s Girls High School in Rusape and acquire a vehicle for his use. The Zimbabwe Anti-Corruption Commission (ZACC) says Ruwona used a piece of land belonging to the church as collateral to obtain the loan without official authorisation. The graft body also says the money was not used for its intended purpose. Ruwona will face a second count of fraud after he allegedly went back to the same bank in the same year for a second loan of US$350,000 which was appr

January 14, 2020

My Harare TV Also a Victim In The Mimi Chatunga Ghost Account

Looks like My_Harare was also a victim of the ghost account mimi_charasa which has caused havoc of social media over the last few days. My_ Hararetv was unfortunate that his account had the same phote used my mimi and people were in a hurry to accuse him of being the ghost behind the mimi account. My-hararetv has always posts photos and videos of celebrities and has never done anything like what was done by mimi. The person behind mimi ghost account has deleted all the videos and has put the account up for sale and appologised for all the drama that was caused.  the person posted that she was a momther and wife and apologised to everyone including the real mimi and chatunga for the drama. this is the my-hararetv account that was wrongly accused.

January 10, 2020

Nigel Gwirikwiti Analysis “ 4 +10=40” Emerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa

“ 4 +10=40” Emerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa  “ I created corruption “ Emerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa  These are not slip of the tongue. Clearly , they are slip of the mind . I guess on the second one , he wanted to say “ I created the anti corruption commission “ . In fact , I agree with what he said . He is the author of the economic disequilibrium the Republic is experiencing. He created / invented corruption in Zimbabwe . Mr Lipstick has earned himself a Nama award for being the most intellectually bankrupt, lamest , ruthless, clueless impostor of our time !

January 08, 2020

Winky D Stole My Songs Doubles Wekumarange Akutsvaga Mbiri Nezita Ra Gafa

Decide Razerera Marange popularly known as Doubles Wekwamarange alleges that Winky D copied two of his songs ‘Canaan and Ndoenda ndoenda’ and composed them into his song Ijipita  He said this during an interview with Steve Mathambongoma and Simba on ZimOnline Radio station yesterday in Harare.  “Honestly speaking I didn’t like it, the fact yekuti it seems like he combined two of my songs Canaan and Ndoenda ndoenda. The exact way I did ndoenda ndoenda that’s the exact way yaakaitawo pake, the exact way yaakapinda achiti ndavakupinda mu Canaan that’s the exact way I did mine. I was like is it a coincidence or something and I didn’t like it’’. He said During the interview Doubles also alluded that Roki and himself are th

January 06, 2020

Hopewell Chin'ono Diaries Afternoon Hon Temba P Mliswa

‪If the economy was in good shape as any normal country should be in, these Norton citizens would be at WORK right now.‬ ‪There wouldn’t be any need for these Public Relations stunts by the 1st Lady, because there would be REAL jobs to go to! ‪Her husband MUST implement Political Reforms to fix the economy, instead of attempting to harvest from the misery that He has created by refusing to implement Political Reforms, and inducing untold economic suffering! These publicity stunts are an insult to all right thinking Zimbabweans, these folks in your constituency don’t need the 1st Lady to come and cook or clean for them, they need jobs to go to in order to feed their families and pay school fees for their kids! Look in the second picture brother Temba, t

January 03, 2020

Nigel Gwirikwiti Analysis Mnangagwa Mr Lipstick Speech In Kuwadzana

This is unbelievable...... Did you watch Mr Lipstick giving a speech in Kuwadzana? Officially, his nincompoopery, tomfoolery and buffoonery has reached unprecedented diabolical proportions. Primarily due to the economic disequilibrium/ doldrums prevailing in the country, the generality of citizenry can’t afford to buy meat. Instead of reviving the economy; Mr Lipstick instructed citizenry to stop eating meat and in lieu of it , eat vegetables everyday .Furthermore, he said “meat is not good for you “ . Sneakily, he is using this as a panacea to quench the meat nostalgia of citizenry , and at the same time , mendaciously use it as a mitigating factor to justify his economic failures. This is the same administration that instructed citizenry to eat porridge , cereal a

January 02, 2020

Mnangangwa Urged To Resign

Just In: “Mnangangwa urged to resign” after Winky D publicly referred to Zimbabwe as a jail  Hopeless Zimbabweans have called for President Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa to resign and allow someone who is able to lead, take the helm of office. ED Mnangangwa whose watched his rein face unimaginable failure& socioeconomic suffering& decadency in just under 2 years remains optimistic. Zimbabweans have lost hope in his leadership & it has only become a partisan leadership.  Various groups believe it’s now time for a female leader to take the helm, whose heart& soul is for the people.  President Cde Mnangangwa is controversially linked to bloodshed events in Zimbabwean history after the liberation struggle, including the recent 1 A

December 31, 2019

Pardon Gambakwe Wins Zimbabwe Fake News Award 2019

Looks like everyone is getting awards since its end of the year so WalterMagaya.com did not want to be left out in giving awards. So we have decided to award Pardon Gambakwe an award he deserves for all his fake news reporting so he can get loves and likes. Pardon Gambakwe is Zimbabwes Fake News Award winner for 2019. Gambakwe Media lead by Pardon Gambakwe is know for paying people like Tinashe Jonasi and most of the people who are on his videos so he can get love and likes and views for his video on youtube so he can make money. Gambakwe does not care about verifying what he reports as long as its gets him likes and views he is happy. This is why Pardon Gambakwe is Zimbabwes 2019 Fake news award winner. We are sure 2020 will be another big year for Gambakwe Media in the Fake

December 30, 2019

Nigel Gwirikwiti Analysis Zimbabwe Narrative In 20 Years

Twenty years from now , this is how I will narrate it to my son:- Once upon a time, in the two thousand and eighteenth year, the seventh month ;there was pandemonium in the Kingdom. An ambience of hopelessness prevailed .  Constantino,son of Chiwenga and Mary, daughter of Mubaiwa became frail due to an unnatural malady. They nicodemusly went to the neighboring Kingdom, to seek medical treatment. Julius, son of Malema rebuked them and ordered their return to their Kingdom. The news of their unnatural malady was greeted with jubilee.Constantino , son of Chiwenga was an evil -doer. He was hated by citizens. Constantino, son of Chiwenga sent her niece, as the harbinger, to seek counsel of the sorcerer Alph, the son of Lukau. The sorcerer googled in the air and said “ The

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